The Return of The Crazy Demon Chapter 147

Episode 147 I know why you are ugly.

Teacher Yukhap told me.

“Hao Wenju, aren’t you looking down on me too much?”

“No way.”

“I saw a lot of guys like you in Gangho. “I saw it often, especially on Heukdo.”

Teacher Yukhap seems angry.

“Is that so?”

“If you believe in power and act like a fool, you die. He died while believing in his martial arts skills and becoming conceited. He died because he ignored me because I looked ugly. Same goes for you. “I guess they look down on me because I drag bugs around.”

Teacher Yukhap looked at me and smiled. Now, whenever Master Yukhap’s command was given, seven insects would attack me like a lion.

On the other hand, I sat alone in the main hall and calmly waited for Teacher Yukhap’s orders.

Teacher Yukhap, who had been glaring at me for a moment, tilted his head and said.

“… … It’s strange. “He’s young, but he’s so calm.”

Ilchung said to Teacher Yukhap.

“Sir, shall I kill you?”

“Just wait.”

“yes.”

“Look at Hao Wen-ju’s expression. “He’s a weird guy.”

I waited without any reaction and spoke to Cha Seong-tae.

“Seongtae, please bring some tofu wine.”

“yes.”

When Cha Seong-tae came out from the inside, put down the dougangju on the table and disappeared, Teacher Yukhap asked me.

“Is there poison this time?”

I poured myself a drink without answering.

I wanted to pour a drink for each of the bugs that died in my hands, but I couldn’t because Teacher Yuk was so suspicious.

After drinking three glasses by myself, I looked at Mr. Yukhap’s ugly face.

As was the case in my past life, even now, I could read feelings on Teacher Yukhap’s face that were uglier than his appearance.

Just because you have an ugly face doesn’t mean you have to have an ugly heart.

But both of these guys were ugly.

Teacher Yukhap is such an ugly person that he later deserves the nickname “Gwima (鬼魔).” Maybe that’s why later on, his appearance becomes more scandalous than now. I spoke to Mr. Yukhap as I felt the alcohol rising.

“Mr. Yukgap.”

“It’s a combination of six.”

“It looks really ugly when you look at it like this.”

“… … .”

“Your face is so ugly. If you look at his face alone, he’s even uglier than the insects here. So did you purposely choose the servants to be ugly? To gather together as a group of ugly people. no?”

Teacher Yukhap looked really angry.

“… … .”

He was so angry that he couldn’t say a word to me even though he was slowly blinking.

On the other hand, Gold and Silver Chilchung waited with his head bowed. He probably already knew that Teacher Yukhap hated criticism of his appearance the most.

Teacher Yukhap said with a smile.

“You are dead.”

I smiled back too.

“why? “Because they made fun of me for being ugly?”

“… … “Am I that ugly?”

I looked at Mr. Yukhap while holding his chin.

“Let’s see.” Let’s take a closer look. “Look at it twice, look at it a third time.”

“… … .”

“You look so f*cked up. No matter how I look at you, you are an ugly person. Mr. Yuk-Gap.”

Is it because I spoke too openly? Teacher Yuk-hap, who was about to get angry, suddenly made a snorting sound and laughed.

“That’s absurd.”

I laughed while looking at Teacher Yukhap’s expression.

“It would be absurd. I’m also embarrassed. It is rare to find someone who is ugly even when smiling. ugly. “You’re ugly.”

“Moonju, did you hear everything?”

I felt like Mr. Yukhap was going to attack me right away, so I responded appropriately.

“no? I need to tell you something about this. “I know why you’re ugly.”

Teacher Yukhap opened his eyes wide.

“What nonsense?”

“Listen carefully. I don’t avoid fights. Even if we fight and I die or you die, I want to tell you this. listen. I know in detail why you are ugly. I even know how to solve it. “It’s not too late to fight me after listening to the story.”

I said with a very serious expression.

On the other hand, Teacher Yukhap was looking at me with an ugly expression as if I were crazy.

I spoke while gesturing with my hands as if trying to calm down a rabid dog.

“Would you like to listen? You’ll regret it if you don’t listen. “Not many people know.”

Teacher Yukhap, whose breathing became heavy, glared at the bugs, including the insects. The bugs kept their heads down like people who were about to die.

Teacher Yukhap said.

“Tell me.”

“Six packs… … Don’t get excited and listen carefully.”

Suddenly, Teacher Yukhap shouted, repeatedly hitting the table with his hand.

“Didn’t you say it was six joints! It’s not Yukgap, it’s Yukgap! Yukhap! Yukhap! Yukhap! You bastard! Is that difficult? “You bastard!”

I put both hands down and calmed down the ghost demon from my previous life.

“I get it. I knew. Don’t be nervous and listen carefully. Teacher Yukhap, I will explain. “Once you hear it, get angry.”

“Tell me.”

After drinking the tofu wine, I asked the bugs.

“Anyone want a drink? doesn’t exist? It was good. I guess I’ll have to drink it alone. “Let me explain.”

I preached the theory of indecency with a serious mind.

“This is a pretty deep issue. I mean men. There are born handsome men and acquired handsome men. Likewise, there are born ugly men and acquired ugly men. Being naturally handsome is literally something you are born with. “You understand up to this point, right?”

Teacher Yukhap glared at me.

“Go ahead.”

I pointed at Teacher Yukhap with my finger.

“You are born ugly. “It means that you are an ugly person from the moment you are born.”

Teacher Yukhap looked at me with his mouth half-open.

“… … .”

“But the problem is that you have become an ugly man after all. What is the reason? What I mean is that a born ugly man can become an acquired handsome man. This is my unchanging opinion. Especially for strong people like us, it is possible. “You just don’t know how.”

“It’s still bullshit.”

“What does that mean? This means that a naturally handsome man can easily become an ugly man. “The key is harmony between mind and expression.”

“You sound like an asshole.”

I nodded.

“It might sound like that if you don’t understand. When a man smiles Your facial expression and mind must be in harmony like your internal and external energy. “If you are actually thinking about hurting someone, but your face is smiling, your facial muscles tend to become more and more ugly.”

“… … .”

“Of course, there have been times when I have tried to live with a smile on my face. But I laugh more often because I’m happy. On the other hand, you have an inherently ugly face, and your feelings and expressions do not match. It just keeps making your ugly face worse. A man’s face usually changes every ten years. Even if you were born as an ugly man, if you know this, your face will change just as Kang Ho-in’s prayers change. Is it difficult? In fact, it is such a difficult and mysterious problem that even I find it difficult to explain martial arts.”

I looked at Mr. Yukhap while drinking a glass of Dugangju.

Teacher Yukhap told me.

“Please explain further. Surely that’s not the end? “If you don’t make me understand, you will die here today.”

“Why don’t you make such idiotic threats to your subordinates? It was good. The example is wrong. Let me explain. There are smiles on men’s faces that I thought were very cool. “Who could it be?”

“Who are you?”

“Do you know the Sword Demon?”

“You mean the sword demon of the Demonic Cult?”

I nodded.

“This man laughed out loud in front of me just once. The smile at that time was truly worth seeing. Why did they do that? It was a rare laugh for a man who never laughed at all. She said that this man was someone who never laughed carelessly, but when she did, she laughed heartily. “You probably know what kind of person the Sword Demon is, right?”

“I know.”

“This is the first case. The second time is when the Murim lord Lim So-baek laughed. Ah, he really was a man who didn’t smile as much as the Sword Demon. If you put two people together, I guarantee you that they will just talk with expressionless faces for a hundred days. Lim Maeng-ju also always had a strong and blunt expression, so it was really difficult to see his smile. But he sure knew how to laugh. “That smile you secretly make after confirming the safety of your subordinates and completing the operation safely.”

“What does that mean?”

I glared at Teacher Yukhap.

“I like it when a man smiles like that, even if he smiles only once a year. In this way, no matter how ugly you were born, you will become handsome by birth. This is especially true because Kang Ho-in has a prayer and atmosphere. The laughter of the Murim Lord and the laughter of the Sword Demon who escaped from the Demonic Cult were smiles not easily seen. This may be because the two of them didn’t really have much to laugh about. It’s so difficult to smile sincerely. on the other side… … .”

I pointed at the bugs.

“Look at these bugs who have been coming in here and giggling all the time. These guys were never really funny and made me laugh. No one smiles because they are happy with their life. Is the laughter you made while shoving tasteless rice down your throat while worrying about whether it was poisonous or not really a proper laugh? It’s all a pretentious, survivalist, idiot-like laugh that you made because you were scared, Mr. Yuk-Gap. “This is why the face is distorted.”

I went back to the beginning and explained.

“This is when the heart and laughter do not match. The appearance of these bugs, who are forced to smile, will become increasingly uglier, and in ten years they will turn into monsters. Did I tell you? They say a man’s appearance changes every ten years. It is the same as the state of inner strength. Natural appearance is no problem for strong people. Will you slowly become stronger day by day and become a handsome man? Or will you live ugly every day and become an ugly man? “That is the secret of your appearance.”

Since I explained it too seriously, I lightly wiped the sweat from my forehead with my hand and then poured some tofu and drank it.

“Now do you know why you’re ugly? Mr. Yuk-Gap.”

Teacher Yukhap glared at me with calm eyes.

“Munju, let me ask you one question first.”

“Let me ask.”

“I introduced myself as Teacher Yukhap, but why do you always call me Teacher Yukgap?”

I nodded and answered in a serious tone.

“That is me.”

“What are you saying?”

I smiled, raising the corners of my mouth. It was a lot of fun making fun of the demon demon from my previous life.

“It’s my heart. Regardless of whether you’re six-pack or six-pack, the fact that you’re ugly doesn’t change, so don’t go into detail. What about Yukhap, and how about Yukgap? Anyway, my face and heart are ugly. how… … Did you understand what I said? I gave him the opportunity and information to become a handsome man, but I wonder if he wants to live his life again. Wow, I wonder if there are any other charlatans like me who are giving me this information without receiving any money.”

While Teacher Yukhap took a deep breath, I continued speaking alone.

“No matter how ugly he is, the facial expression of a man who smiles sincerely is bound to be beautiful. Such a smile cannot be masked by the ugliness of one’s appearance. Whether you die today or not, mark my words. “We can all be handsome.”

My lecture, which started with the theory of ugly men, ended with the theory of handsome men. I felt a little sick because I felt like I had been scammed by some ugly guys.

“… … .”

I asked Teacher Yukhap in an uneasy tone.

“Are you going to fight? Are you going to attack me? Are you planning to quit your life today? “It’s a shame.”

Before Mr. Yukhap could reply, I called my subordinates.

“Seongtae, So Gakju, Teacher Hoyeon. “Executives.”

The waiting subordinates said as they walked out to the main hall.

“Yes, Lord Moon.”

“Did you call me?”

I glared at Teacher Yukhap and ordered my subordinates.

“If at all, I fall victim to these guys.”

“yes.”

“Ask my acquaintances in Gangho to take revenge.”

Cha Seong-tae nodded and answered.

“Please speak.”

“First of all, contact the Murim Lord Lim So-baek, the Sword Demon senior who successfully escaped from the Demonic Cult, the Blood Night Palace Lord who is said to be the cult leader’s brother-in-law, and the Wind Cloud Dreamers, and tell them that you are asking for my revenge on the shitty second son.”

“yes.”

“Of course, we should also contact Nammyeonghoe, Namcheonryun, and Heukseonbo.”

“That’s right.”

“Now that I think about it, my acquaintances are all over the White Island, the Black Island, and the Magic Island. “I didn’t live in vain.”

“That’s right.”

“Please let our hometown friends from Ilyang County know as well. Seongtae, you will seek revenge in ten years. “I still feel like my skills are assholes.”

“All right.”

I said in a solemn tone.

“Tell Hao Wen-ju that he has been wronged. He called Mr. Yuk-hap Mr. Yuk-gap, and it is said that he was punished for calling an ugly thing ugly. Is there such an unfair story? In particular, the Murim leader, whose camaraderie deepened while fighting the Namak Alliance together, will feel greatly regretful, so make sure to put Mr. Yukhap and his servants on the list of martial arts deeds. It’s not Yukgap, it’s Yukhap. “Don’t forget.”

Seongtae Cha nodded.

“I will definitely convey that. “Six packs, right?”

“It’s a combination of six.”

“yes.”

I grabbed the flash dagger that had been on the table until now and glared at Mr. Yukhap.

“Good. I feel relieved. Let’s stick together now… … .”

“… … .”

“Yuk⸱Gap⸱Seon⸱Saeng.”

I smiled brightly after calling the ghost demon from my past life. In this case, it could be said that it was a very appropriate facial expression because the person was laughing because it was fun to make fun of them.

Ah, if I become too handsome like this, it’ll be a bit troublesome… … .

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I had some unnecessary worries.

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