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Episode 35 – Artisan Anatomy (2)
Genome's head was blank for a moment.
Even his long career in broadcasting didn't work as well this time, as if he had a temporary breakdown.
'What is this? Is this a joke? Or are you serious?'
Lee Kyung-bok's expression lacked the playfulness to think of it as a joke, and it wasn't an easy statement to accept as the truth.
'But if it's true, I think they would have talked about it during the pre-meeting?'
But soon Genome realized that he was wrong.
During the pre-meeting, wasn't it only a rough explanation of the broadcast flow and a list of privacy-related taboos during the interview?
Meanwhile, viewers also showed similar reactions.
-No. 1 in the world?
-No lol, isn't this a bit too much?
-You seem nervous because it's your first time merging?
-Is there a world ranking?
-ㅇㅇ If you search, the site comes up.
-1st. Lee*** – '00:42:18'
-Is this the Purple surname?
The one who erased the silence was Lee Kyung-bok.
“Oh, yes. That’s right. It’s Mr. Lee.”
The answer brought a flash of light to Genome.
“You’re saying it’s 40 minutes!?”
“Yes, I remembered it when I saw the chat. Oh, right. I also took a screenshot of it on my smart link.”
Lee Kyung-bok calmly activated the smart link. Although it was a virtual reality, it was not difficult to find the photos he had taken at the time because he had synchronized them in advance.
The photo that had been prepared to show Choi Byeong-hun appeared in front of the two.
-Wow lol
-Why is this happening? Why is this happening? Why is this happening?
-It was a mess from the start lol
-I was able to break the 1 minute mark in 5 tries, lol
-Wow… Fuzzy Cal is really on a different level.
-No video?
-Really lol I wonder how you did it
Viewers were amazed by the clear evidence. The genome was no different.
The only difference is that he is a broadcaster.
“Have you seen this? What did I say? The Master of Masters! This is the Master of Masters! I have brought this amazing person to you!”
A rapid fire gun that lifted the temporarily stagnant tension of the broadcast. The chat window was filled with laughter at those words.
-What about the self-praise at the end?
-But that's true lol
-Jang Oh Jang hahahahahahaha
-Wow, I'm so excited!
-Is the world's number one intuition true?
The viewers did not hide their anticipation. Genome smiled and lightly clapped his hands.
“Okay. Then, the world’s number one craftsman! Let’s begin the profound physical examination. But before that, I’ll show you a demonstration first. Oh, I’m even more nervous because you’re the world’s number one.”
He stood at the starting point, taking a deep breath as if trying to relax. The bright sky darkened and the surroundings became like a forest in the middle of the night.
-It seems like it got darker than before lol
-It's no joke if you try it yourself
-Can you do it yourself?
-If you go to the Genome fan cafe, you can get the Yuyu program ㅋㅋㅋ
– Haha I miss the Yoo Yoo Challenge
“Let’s go!”
Genome ran forward with the start declaration. He pulled up all his nerves, unlike his previous light-hearted attitude.
Soon, a log suddenly appeared out of the darkness. Genome evaded it by sliding and maintained his speed.
-Wow ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Look at the reaction speed
-My brother isn't dead yet ㅠㅠ
-Whoa! Your joints will go out!
-Is this guy serious?
Normally, he would have responded to the chat and taken his time, but Genome didn't do that.
He picked up speed, avoiding the booby traps hidden among the fallen leaves. The forest seemed to close in on him the further he went.
This was because the design made it so that the path became narrower and narrower, leaving less room to avoid.
'It's almost time to come out.'
He barely managed to escape the noose around his ankles, and his nerves became even more tense.
Soon, arrows flew in from the front with a loud crack. Genie's eyes quickly scanned the surroundings.
He took cover precisely in a tree that was barely big enough to hide his body. The arrows struck the tree with a squeak.
-My brother is growing up, growing up!
-Phew, I almost failed and became a genome ^^
-I failed at the invincibility test here lol
-This section is really fu*king hard ㅠ
-If your body is even a little crooked, it's a failure lol
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-Really lol I'm going to curse right away.
The viewers rejoiced at his safety. Afterwards, Genome quickly reached the finish line.
[GOAL!]
[Your record is…]
[It's '01:27:33'!]
[Would you like to register for the ranking?]
[YuYu Challenge RANK]
[1. 'GENOME' – '01:34:56']
[2. 'GENOME' – '01:39:44']
…
A system message appeared soon after.
“Yes!”
Genome immediately raised both arms and cheered.
-WA! New record!
-I beat myself!
-Hey, Genome! You're defeated!
-Not for our genome!
-Oh lol, you really worked hard, bro!
-Purple seriously declared that she was number 1 in the world ㅋㅋㅋ
-Isn't this the first time you've been this busy? LOL
The viewers cheered and praised playfully. Lee Kyung-bok also clapped his hands and said,
“Wow, this is definitely on a whole other level than the tutorial structure.”
Genome took a deep breath and snapped his fingers. At the same time, his position teleported next to Lee Kyung-bok. This was possible because it was a virtual reality.
“Whoa, I managed to save face. What do you think? Is it worth a try?”
Lee Kyung-bok nodded without hesitation in response to Genome's question.
“Yes. That would be fun, wouldn’t it?”
"fun?"
“The tutorial traps felt a bit crude, so it felt like they lacked a bit of tension?”
Lee Kyung-bok honestly expressed his feelings. It was because they had agreed during the meeting that a natural broadcast would be better than a made-up appearance.
-You're saying that you were just a little bit flustered and ended up being number one in the world?
-Not;;; What is the daily life of deception?
-Waring! Waring! The deception level is full!
-Isn't there more deception in breath than oxygen or carbon dioxide? LOL
Genome laughed at the audacity, but soon filled the audio like a host.
“Actually, that’s not wrong. The traps in the tutorial are round and soft. That makes the boundaries less clear and the body reacts a little slower. That’s why Yuyu’s stage is designed with visuals that make it seem like you’ll die if you get hit with just one.”
As he said that, Genome slowly stepped away from his seat. As Lee Kyung-bok naturally stepped into his seat, the forest began to tremble.
The stage is reset randomly.
“Now, a stage that is completely different from the tutorial, where you can draw out your true potential! From now on, we will measure the ‘real’ physique of the artisan of artisans, Purple!”
-Will even this be 'perfect'?
-It seems like it'll be hard to beat my brother lol
-Really lol. No matter what, I still have time.
-The difference in experience can't be ignored lol
-But if it's fuzzy, it'd probably be in the top 3?
-Ah haha I'm looking forward to it
Genome, who saw that the viewers' expectations were at their peak, nodded to Lee Kyung-bok. It was a signal to start.
Lee Kyung-bok nodded slightly and took a deep breath.
"after."
He took a short breath and dashed forward. Genome immediately began relaying.
“Wow! The starting speed is amazing! There’s no sign of hesitation at all!”
-What's the speed?
-As expected, he is the strongest zero-back bus driver on Earth!
-Usain Bolter's cheek-slapping skills!
-Usain: Why are you hitting me all of a sudden?!
-Now I can go to Jongro and let out some steam lol
-What kind of baseless joke is that? LOL
It was an exciting chat room, but Lee Kyung-bok didn't know the details.
The sixth sense, which was developed together with the heightened five senses, gathered all the information from the surroundings.
The location of the hidden trap was clearly pictured in my mind, as well as the situation when the trap was triggered.
“Huh? What the heck?! The traps, the traps aren’t working yet!”
Genome spoke with genuine surprise. He was currently assessing the locations of the traps surrounding Lee Kyung-bok from the perspective of the administrator.
“This is… … It’s as if they had already guessed the location of the trap!”
Genome immediately put that moment on the screen. The viewers also had to see it to believe it.
-????
-What is it? What happened?
-You can see the trap in that dark?
-No;; If you look at the steps, it's real?
Genome viewers couldn't believe what was happening, but Purple viewers were different.
-Godfly! Your eyes are spinning!
-???: The trap's operation? It's not perfect.
-Ah lol this is 'perfect'
-I feel it every time, but it's really crazy physique.
-What kind of cat eyes are those? LOL I can see everything in the dark LOL
It's an unbelievable situation, but the person who caused it was none other than 'Purple'.
Lee Kyung-bok ran through the trap section at incredible speed. To someone who didn't know, it would look like he was just changing direction during a short run.
“This is crazy! This is really crazy! But this section is different! Arrows flying at different heights and intervals!”
Genome was amazed, but he did not forget to relay. The section where he had stopped and hidden behind cover was approaching.
“You need the cognitive ability to detect an arrow flying towards you, the spatial perception to identify cover, and the quick reflexes to achieve perfect cover! As expected, Purple… … `.”
Genome, who was continuing his story, suddenly stopped. It was because he saw a sight that made him forget about one of his duties as a streamer: filling in the audio.
Lee Kyung-bok did not stop even for a single step, but rather increased his speed.
“No, what the… … is this!?”
The scene that followed was truly shocking.
“S, sliding! But from below too… …! Ah, I just bounced! This is crazy! What the hell is this bounce!?”
-Wow lol
-Were you a real ninja?
-Ninja, okay lol
-Aren't you a former acrobatic athlete?
-Is the body like a rubber band?
-Ah lol you were a devil fruit user
Lee Kyung-bok did not hide in cover. He was confident that he could just pass through the flying arrows.
“But still… …! Wow! Side, sideways! Did you collide with the arrow without me knowing!? How do you know all this!?”
-What the heckㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Ah lol, you planned it with the arrows in advance
-The genome drip is crazy and greedy lol
-Explain the purchase of arrows!
Unlike others who were caught up in the excitement and enthusiasm, Lee Kyung-bok crossed the finish line calmly.
[GOAL!]
[Your record is…]
[It's '0:51:47'!]
[Would you like to register for the ranking?]
[YuYu Challenge RANK]
[1. 'GENOME' – '01:27:33']
[2. 'GENOME' – '01:34:56']
Lee Kyung-bok registered the record easily. The ranking was updated right away.
[YuYu Challenge RANK]
[1. 'Perfect Play' – '00:51:47']
[2. 'GENOME' – '01:27:33']
A flash of light accompanied it and he was standing next to the genie again.
“No, Purple. Isn’t this too much?!”
"yes?"
As soon as he got back, Genome pretended to cry and said:
“Shouldn’t God be a little more lenient towards humans? Who would dare to challenge this record?”
-Ugh hahahahahahahahaha
-Since we're losing physically, let's just win with a joke, right?
-My brother is good at talking though!
-Genetic level location lol
-What is a lip gloss? LOL
-Godple is the eldest son of God
-Permen! Permen! Permen! Permen!
Lee Kyung-bok was momentarily embarrassed, but soon smiled brightly.
“God? Oh, thank you. But it wasn’t that difficult.”
“Ugh, if this keeps up, I’m going to suffocate from deception. But this is perfect proof. Now you get it, right, everyone!?”
Genome flicked his fingers.
Then, the photo that Lee Kyung-bok had shown appeared on the screen again.
“If Purple isn’t the world’s number one, then who is? No, if another world’s number one shows up, I’ll be more suspicious of that person. It’s such a perfect proof!”
The chat window exploded at Genome's conclusion.
-From now on, the only color that will be used is purple!
-Then let's do the first one with Genome ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-Yami's solo backdoor was so obvious lol
-Ah lol how do you catch someone like this
-Are you watching, trolls? If you want to be yummy, do this much!
-Breaking News) The Blue House reveals that the only physical 'master' is 'Purple'.
Lee Kyung-bok couldn't help but laugh at the viewers' humorous chat. And there was one more thing that made him happy.
'There are already over 10,000 people.'
The number of viewers, which had been in the 8,000 range at the opening, has now surpassed 10,000.
Even though they are not all his fans, but most of them are Genome's fans, aren't they still happy because of him?
'Me too, definitely… …!'
He vowed to succeed as a streamer again. Genome waited for the viewers' excitement to die down for a moment before speaking again.
“Okay, but that’s not the end. Surprisingly, we’ve only tested the basic physics so far! Then let’s go straight to the next step!”
Genome lightly clapped his hands twice. Then the scenery changed and the location changed.
One side was a training ground, the other was a shooting range.
“Once you’ve mastered the basics, you should try applying them, right? This stage is a test of your gaming skills! It’s a test of your ‘close range’ and ‘range’ skills!”
-Huh? Both of them came out this time?
-Isn't there usually only one?
-Purple is good at both so this is the eldest one ㅋㅋㅋ
-Ah haha I didn't know that
-Oh my gosh, you're doing both?
As viewers responded, previously only one of the two stages appeared. The abilities of the invited craftsmen were usually focused on one of the two.
Genome also recommended that he choose one of the two during the meeting, but Lee Kyung-bok decided to do both.
“Purple, which one comes first?”
“Well, that doesn’t matter. Let’s start from somewhere close.”
“Okay! Then I will first explain the ‘close-range’ ability test.”
Lee Kyung-bok had already heard the explanation for each test. However, Genome's explanation was for the new influx of viewers, Purple's fans.
“Seeing is believing! The craftsman’s opponent is this dummy!”
As Genome lightly moved his fingers, a dummy human model appeared in the smoke room.
“It looks like an ordinary pile, right? But to remove this pile, you have to target a specific weak point, right here.”
Genome pointed to a small red dot that had appeared on the dummy's shoulder.
“The diameter of the weak point I just set is 7mm! It’s the diameter of a pencil. It’s the highest record for accuracy, one of the points for measuring close-range ability! And the person who achieved this record is none other than Genome!”
-Self 3rd person what;;
-Huh? Are you embarrassed of yourself?
-This guy is definitely on the right track right now ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-But that's also great lol
Genome continued speaking, not paying attention to the chat window's reactions.
“And the standard for measuring is the number of dummies! The most dummies I’ve dealt with at the same time is 12!”
With his words, twelve dummies formed in the training ground, each holding a different weapon.
“Unfortunately, this record is not mine, but that of the Elden series expert streamer, ‘Eclipse’! Since it is a test where you fail if you allow even one attack, you can get a sense of its difficulty, right?”
The Elden series is famous for its extreme difficulty. The mobs that appear are considered to be on a similar level to bosses in other games.
Genome finished his brief explanation and looked back at Lee Kyung-bok.
“Now, Jang Oh Jang, Purple-nim, it’s time to make your choice! Choose the size of your desired weakness and the number of dummies you’ll be dealing with!”
Along with that, a settings window appeared in front of Lee Kyung-bok. He rolled his eyes for a moment and then manipulated the settings.
-Ah, why aren't you showing me?
-The problem is that Genie is too good at broadcasting lol
-Hyung? Is this what happens between us?
-Tsusuchaks ㅋㅋㅋ I can't stand it even for a moment
-Guarantee the right to know of the T-shirt holders! Guarantee it!
While the chat window was filled with screams, Genome's eyes widened as he looked at the settings from the side.
“No, are you really going to do this?”
“Oh, is this not okay?”
“No, no! Everyone, here is your chance to see a new realm.”
At Genome's words, countless question marks appeared in the chat window.
“No, I’m not usually at a loss for words, am I? Anyone who knows me knows that. But this is really… wow… … .”
Genome shook his head and took a step back.
-Hyung? Is this it? Is this really it?
-Ah lol this guy is really trying to pull out the Q-tip properly
-Hold your breath until I tell you! Hmph!
-Isn't that right? I'm coming in a diaper?
-I knew this would happen, so I prepared a recipe.
-Tsk tsk You should sit on the toilet and watch like me.
-Ah hahaha the chat room in Genombang is spicy
-Really lol where did your tone and manner go!
Impatient viewers immediately took to the chat to express their feelings. Genome burst into laughter and snapped his fingers.
[Dummy settings]
[Weakness diameter – 0.5mm]
[Number of Appearances – 15]
Along with that, the setting set by Lee Kyung-bok popped out.
-?????
It's not -5 but 0.5?
-0.5mm is how small it is;;
-ㅁㅊ It's the size of a mechanical pencil lead ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
-No;;; Does this make sense?
-There are 15 dummies in that little weak spot?
Countless question marks arise.
Viewers intuitively sensed that Genome's reaction was not an exaggeration for the broadcast.
It's difficult to challenge just one record, but challenging both records at the same time?
This was an unprecedented event in the history of artisan anatomy content.
Genome looked satisfied with the reaction and turned his gaze to Lee Kyung-bok.
“Before we begin, let me hear from Purple. Purple, is there a reason you set it up this way?”
“Oh, nothing much. I wanted to challenge for a new record, but my weakness was too big, and it’s cleaner if the number of dummies ends with 5.”
Lee Kyung-bok answered as if it was no big deal.
If there had been no results from the basic physical test, I would have thought it was a bluff, or that I had figured out the concept.
But since it had already been shown, anyone could tell that it was real and not staged.
So both the genome and the viewers could only laugh.
“Guys, am I the only one who is so excited?”
-No no us too lol
-Is this spreading?
-7mm is too much lol lol lol
-Is this… God’s point of view?
-How dare you look at it with human eyes!
-Ah hahaha it's true that it's uncomfortable if it doesn't cut off at 5.
-You can't refute it logically lol
Genome quickly opened his mouth as if he had said, "Oh no."
“Oh, I forgot to ask this. What weapon will you be using?”
“I’ll use this as my weapon.”
Lee Kyung-bok grabbed the weapon he had decided on in advance. Thanks to that, Genome felt like he had been hit in the head again.
“… … Gauntlets!?”
There are so many weapons prepared, but it's basically the same as not choosing a weapon.
Viewers couldn't help but be surprised once again.
-No;;;
-Eclipse was barely broken by the sword?
-Right, lol. It was really cool and everything, and it was desperate.
-I woke up rolling on the floor and getting hit by a shield lol
-If it's a gauntlet, it's no different from bare fists lol
-I've given up on understanding!
-Ah haha how can a human know the will of God?
-Maybe it's possible if it's purple?
-Is another 'Perfect' coming out?
Lee Kyung-bok smiled while looking at the chat window.
“Then let’s get started right away.”
It was easier to show something directly than to explain it in words.