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Episode 393 Bath [2]
"this……."
I personally trained the timer.
It had to be that way.
There is no one washing with water here, let alone a monk.
Women had to push, and men had to push. What was important here was endurance and patience rather than gender itself, so it was harder to select than skin care center staff.
Patience was not an issue.
-If you just give me money, I'll do whatever…
-I'll do it to death.
-Huh? You're giving me money even though I'm not dying?
That was the era it was like.
Almost what… … .
In a world where it is more common to receive a life allowance rather than being given for working… … .
Even though it wasn't like that, the competition was very fierce because they said they would pay more than other places.
It would not be an exaggeration to say that all the London workers had gathered, but fortunately, since I was the leader of a gang, I was able to maintain order.
That's a very good choice, that's what I'm saying.
In addition, since it was a task that involved touching the king's body, it seemed like they put in more effort than usual and it almost always came out like kalguksu.
"this……."
The original three gentlemen would just sprinkle water on it and make it fall to the floor, but our goal is to shock it enough to make it pay in the future.
No, I collected them all carefully because the goal was to have them continue to be washed, but the King has been unable to take his eyes off them since a while ago.
Actually, I kept saying 'This is… ' so I thought it was a typhoon, so I looked closely, but it doesn't seem to be that.
I said that because I was at an age where it was really possible for me to do that, not because I was overdoing it.
Isn't this an era where management isn't being done properly, and where it's not possible even if we try?
If I receive treatment, will my high blood pressure or high cholesterol be cured?
At best, it is diabetes, but since it is not done by measuring the numbers, the limitations are clear.
“Is this my old lump?”
“Well then. Shall I discuss lies?”
“No, that’s not what I meant. I’m just saying this because I’m so surprised. Huh.”
Anyway, the King was staring intently at his own time, something pale grey mixed with various wastes, dead skin cells, London's polluted air, external substances, and even soap water.
I thought I had seen that look somewhere, so I looked closely and it was the face of a person looking at shorts.
Among them, I see things like digging ears and cutting sebum… … .
Originally, regardless of social status, people tend to like dirty things.
If you get really into that kind of thing, you end up doing ENT work.
Your ENT doctor might be offended to hear this, but you have to be honest.
To one's own desires.
“I want to look in the mirror.”
“Oh, yes. Look. It’s ready inside.”
“Thank you.”
Anyway, the king saw himself and started screaming inside again.
It couldn't be helped.
When you take off all the dirt and grime here and there, it inevitably feels a bit fluffy.
It's not just the feeling that's different, it's also the look.
It can't be helped here.
Because it's too dirty.
“This is it…….”
“Even taking a bath is different when Tiepyeong does it.”
“Definitely… I want to come here every day.”
“But I can’t go too far, so I guess I’ll just have to be managed.”
Not only His Majesty, but everyone else was excited too.
It can't be helped.
As a human, if I wash my hair and take a bath, of course I'll feel good.
No, don't animals hate being doused with water, but once they're done washing, they get excited?
Isn't it?
My dog was running around with his tongue out, and since I'm not a dog trainer, I don't know if he liked it or if he got mad.
Anyway, I like it, that's what I'm saying.
“But can only we use this?”
“No. Up to 100 people can use it per day. If you promote it, well… I’m happy with it.”
“100 people. Okay, I have to recommend good ones.”
“That’s why.”
I rubbed my hands together as if I were some kind of corrupt merchant in front of them.
It was rewarding.
First, Liston started washing too.
In the case of the disciples, there was no change, and that was because of Joseph.
I couldn't wash him any more because he was already washing himself with something ridiculous.
However, even that crazy guy was afraid of Liston and didn't dare touch him, but Liston started washing himself.
But the head was still there.
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-I'm still a little anxious.
-Then it won't work. Absolutely not.
So, I just washed my body, covering my head with a cotton cap that we developed separately as a surgical cap.
Maybe it was because he was big and not very active, but he also had a lot of dirt on him.
“Um… Your skin is definitely pale?”
“Yes, but you should never shave every day. Once every two weeks is appropriate. If you shave too much…….”
“What happens?”
“The homeostasis that the Lord has commanded us to maintain can be broken. After all, when we push ourselves too hard, the fine tissues of our skin can fall off.”
“How can that be? It’s just a little red.”
“You weren’t sick?”
“A man should be able to tolerate that much.”
“That’s true, but…….”
“Anyway, I have to listen to what you have to say.”
People who used to hate bathing suddenly became proponents of bathing and cried out why they couldn't wash more often.
When I see that sight, I get a little annoyed… … .
Still, I am more pleased because it is a change in a positive direction.
Above all, changes in the social leadership are playing a very important role.
“I heard that bathing is trendy these days……?”
“Is there any chance of getting French disease?”
“Then you get the Black Death… It’s better if it’s the French plague.”
“No, that’s not it. High-ranking people all wash.”
“Hey, you little bastard. Stop talking nonsense.”
“That’s what I’m saying. If you get caught joking, you’re screwed. Moreover, this is related to public health!”
Rumors like this started to circulate in the back alleys.
Of course, it would have been met with a lot of opposition at first.
Because there is such a strong prejudice.
No, rather than prejudice, this is more like… … .
It is better to view it as something closer to custom or law.
“Really?”
“That’s right… I heard from the people working there that they haven’t been able to wash very often lately and are feeling impatient.”
“But if all the high-ranking officials pass away, won’t the country be ruined?”
“How could that be, considering that it’s something that a famous poet would do?”
“Well… it’s a sin to not have money.”
“That’s true. I also want to try that bath they talk about there…….”
But no matter how strong the laws and customs are, they are bound to break when those in power start doing it.
This is a very bad example, but it was the same when tobacco first spread to Europe.
In fact, tobacco may have been considered a panacea in the New World, but not here, right?
Since it was originally a pagan culture, there were many comments saying it was the devil's smoke.
However, Britain's view on cigarettes changed 180 degrees when Queen Elizabeth began smoking.
Thinking about this makes me wish I could go back to that time, but I also think that if I did, I would probably be dead already.
It's like this now, so it must have been even worse back then.
Anyway, bathing is no longer a stigmatized activity, at least in London.
And I am not someone who reads the times, but someone who leads the times.
-K Bathhouse
So, we opened a bathhouse in a building that we had prepared in advance.
“Why…not PS? If you just put that phrase on it, it’ll sell like hotcakes.”
Our foolish Blundell asked about naming.
Well, isn't the official name of the skin care center, or anti-aging center, PS Hwangnohwa Center?
You can read it as the Center for the Peaceful Aging, but I suddenly worry about what future generations in Korea will think of me.
Anyway, as Blundell said, if you put PS in both herbal medicine and exercise equipment, people will buy it at a high price as if they were under a spell.
The marketing of ShaX, Louis Vuitton, and Herme X is so similar that it makes you wonder if it was actually witchcraft.
“Bathhouses are for the common people. You can’t make them cheap and throw things like that in there.”
“Why…? But I guess it’ll be popular.”
“The core of marketing is that it is a mark that not everyone can enjoy. Even now, our children are having a hard time catching counterfeit products.”
“Is that so?”
“That’s right. If the mark had been embroidered with silk, it would have been a real lie if it had been done with cheap thread.”
You can think of it as being exactly the same as a luxury product.
As Blundell said, it also meant that if you put it anywhere, it would lose its power as a luxury item.
Recently, some bastards have figured out the secret and are making counterfeit products, but fortunately, they don't seem to be selling very well.
Even if it sells, it is only sold to poor people who want to imitate the upper class rather than to the upper class itself.
why?
In fact, the most difficult part of our product to create is this trademark.
It was purely by chance that I decided to use silk thread, but this is how it turned out.
As always, I feel like the Lord is protecting me.
I just looked up at the sky to see if I was struck by lightning, and judging by the silence, I think it's probably a bow.
“And look. Anyway… the masses tend to want to follow the upper class. Aren’t they all coming?”
“But it’s a bit late…….”
“No, then you want me to take this money and lay marble on the floor? That’s stealing.”
“Why are you mad at me? Your logic is… isn’t it that you sell ridiculous things to the rich at ridiculously high prices and use the profits you make to provide good things to the common people at reasonable prices?”
oh.
When I hear it, it's true, but it's so true that it makes me feel bad.
“Are you doing that?”
So I responded bluntly, and Blundell, taken aback, started mumbling.
“No…… It’s clearly more… Fuji. First of all, too many people are going into the bath at once…….”
“It’s okay because if you don’t clean it outside, you’ll be put to death. The water will stay clean.”
“But what if we keep doing this and get sick there?”
“Then Patient Zero. That is, we need to find the guy who brought the bottle and control him.”
“You… are not responsible?”
“It’s the fault of the person who brought the miasma. Why is it my fault? Don’t you feel healthier after taking a bath?”
“I do get it though.”
“Then let’s give money or something.”
I looked at the crowd of people who had completely refuted Blundell.
Although it is a reasonable price, considering the average wage in London, it is not that cheap, and yet many people come.
Even before entering, you have to take off all your clothes and visually check for any illnesses, and if you can't pass, you have to leave…
This is true even though they are actually treating you like a bastard and not a guest.
This meant that bathing culture was taking hold quickly and strongly, while overall hygiene was improving.
'Good… … .'
What a line of Londoners lining up to wash their hair.
If someone had told me when I first came to London that this day would come, I would have torn my limbs apart with a scalpel.
It was truly a day of deep emotion.