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Episode 311 Demonstration [1]
I think I lost consciousness for a moment after hearing the director's words.
I'm not sure, but there are some parts I don't remember.
'Is this a dream?'
It seems like a dream.
Otherwise, how could our director suddenly recommend circumcision to me?
If you were just doing it, then it would be different, but it is impolite to ask someone to get surgery in front of others or in a public setting.
This is especially true if the surgery is circumcision.
“Plain.”
While I was thinking about this and that, Liston opened his mouth.
It was a voice that was difficult to ignore, no matter when or in what situation.
A low, deep, and above all, very threatening voice.
A sound that awakens an instinct that has been passed down from the primitive era and that we had completely forgotten.
"huh?"
Of course, I woke up from my dream.
Actually, I don't think it was a dream.
Anyway, I suddenly came to my senses.
As I opened my eyes wide, Liston tapped my shoulder.
“I know how worried you are.”
“Oh, really?”
As expected, my brother is my brother.
Hey, brother.
uh?
Even if I were dropped into a city of 19th century London swindlers, Confucianism runs deep in my bones, so how can I flaunt my precious parts in front of others?
“Is that because you think it’s small?”
So I was nodding my head when this guy started talking crazy.
“Don’t worry. It’s because I’m so big, and you’re average.”
no…….
I never really thought of myself as small.
In the 21st century, there was a urologist among YouTubers… … .
Didn't he also mention averages in his speech?
But I'm a little bigger than average.
In my past life, and now.
“No, no. That’s not it!”
“If not, then what are you hesitating for?”
I shouted because I thought it was strange that I was even thinking like that, and then Liston looked at me and made a face like he had no idea what was going on.
I was speechless at the confidence contained within him, so I just stared at him with my eyes wide open.
Then Liston began to speak at a rapid pace.
“I also think that you are contributing to the advancement of medicine. However… After listening to what our director said, I think you have never really devoted yourself to it.”
What is this?
I'm changing my life.
I had a lot to say, but strangely, I couldn't open my mouth, so I kept quiet.
“Have you ever tried drinking urine? Or shit? Or at the very least, have you ever had a catheter inserted? These are all experiments that you led, without even knowing whether the results would be positive or not… But it was our Colin and Alfred who actually put them into action.”
"you're right."
“That is correct.”
I don't know when they arrived, but Colin and Alfred started standing on Liston's shoulders, crouching and shouting.
“Yeah, I heard that too. You really…….”
The director also intervened.
“Choose. Colin had his teeth pulled and drank shit. Alfred had a catheter inserted and drank piss. Now, what are you going to do? Two of the four I mentioned? Or whaling.”
"no……."
“Others didn’t have the freedom to choose. You didn’t give them the chance to choose. I’m saying this for your own good.”
“How is this…….”
“You didn’t even receive a title. Not to mention money. But you actually conducted experiments on other people. The two of you here are tight-lipped, but the others are consumed by jealousy. You should have something to say then.”
"no……."
Is this correct?
When I think about it carefully, it seems like it's true.
Well, isn't this a body that will have to do experiments in the future?
Just thinking about it now, there's smog… … .
'vaccine…….'
A vaccine against smallpox has been established to some extent.
However, no vaccines for other diseases have yet been accepted.
In that situation, we have to experiment.
Animal testing is also testing, but… … .
This can also be done for common infectious diseases.
For other diseases, human testing is still the only way.
“There are even rumors going around that you are a human butcher. Mainly among the prisoners though…….”
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"yes?"
“If you come to prison, someone is bound to die.”
"ah."
This is not wrong either.
really…….
I thought that the world's perception was as small as a sparrow's, so they didn't understand the meaning of the Great Phoenix.
But I'm not a coward either.
Nothing like that has ever happened in my past life or in this life.
'Besides, compared to shit, pee, catheters, tooth extraction… … circumcision is nothing.'
If you think about it, I also had circumcision in my past life.
I received it when I was young so I didn't really feel anything…
“Okay, I’ll do it.”
"oh."
“Yes, you. If we do this, our hospital will definitely be able to cut off all the London poppies.”
Liston gave a thumbs up.
The director also laughed heartily.
I think I would have been happier if they hadn't mentioned London Poppy and all…
Anyway, I decided to do something, so what can I do?
“But there is a condition.”
What you have to do, you have to do.
But you can't just do it.
“Conditions? Why don’t you just do it like a man?”
“No, listen. It’s flat.”
“Oh, I guess so.”
“Stop talking so slyly.”
Fortunately, it would not be an exaggeration to say that these two received my grace.
That means I'm ready to listen.
“Not in the square.”
“Ah…… I didn’t even think of going that far.”
“Yeah. It would be indecent to perform. It has to be done in the operating room.”
Moreover, people in the 19th century had more common sense than you might think.
“Was there some kind of fantasy?”
“If you want to do it in the square, you can do it.”
It's a bit of common sense that makes me mad, but anyway.
“It will be done in the operating room, but no more than ten observers will be allowed.”
“Ten people? That’s too few…….”
“Yeah, who would put that on their nose? Think about it. If you say it was the whaling surgery of the Joseon shaman Pi Yeong-si, it would probably be in the newspapers, even if you don’t know about it.”
“Would you just come out and say that? That’s the headline that day.”
“Yes, perhaps His Majesty the King might come too.”
I think it's better to be angry.
His Majesty the King… … isn’t it a bit scary to observe a surgery?
“That’s a bit.”
“He’ll come, probably.”
“I am sure. If we are to judge by play, His Majesty the King is no less skilled than anyone else.”
"under……."
“What can I do? You’re so famous.”
“I don’t know if you’ll call me a substitute, but anyway, I’ll call no more than ten people. When I think about it… Since you’re not just an ordinary person, I think it’s right to go with premium marketing.”
but…….
I don't think it can be stopped.
That's because these people are not only learning about 21st century medicine and its concepts from me, but they are also learning other pieces of the 21st century.
Even so, since I am not an expert in other fields, I can teach you in a clumsy manner… … .
Nevertheless, the power of marketing tactics, which can be called the king of 21st century capitalism, is… … .
Whether it was clumsy or not, whether it was just a fragment or not, it was still tremendous.
You saw it on a condom, right?
and…….
'I think it wouldn't be a bad thing if the king and the gochujang became friends.'
It seems like you're only showing yourself in a one-sided way.
No matter what, if something bad happens to me, won't you put up with it just once?
Even in the yard that became his lifeline.
I think I have developed a bit of a… … magical belief, but… … .
In that case, I think it would be better to show a more humble attitude.
“Okay. Well… let’s do that.”
"good."
“Haha. Then I’ll pass on my contact information.”
Anyway, with my permission, the director laughed heartily and hurried out.
Since the food didn't taste good anyway, Liston and I finished our meal half-heartedly and followed him.
Circumcision is just a surgery, but it is not that difficult or dangerous, and since I am a VVIP at this hospital, the date was set right away.
“Tomorrow?”
"okay."
"no……."
The problem is that this isn't a surgery that only I can have time for.
Ten carefully selected high-ranking officials from the British Empire are coming, and they're being caught so quickly?
As I was wondering, both the director and Liston read the doubt in my face and smiled with slightly embarrassed expressions.
It was the director who opened his mouth.
I feel a little bad saying this, but Liston is a total idiot when it comes to anything other than surgery or fighting.
Even if you hear the same thing in the same place, it's hard to understand the situation of the country.
“Isn’t this an unusual case?”
“My whaling?”
“No, I mean the circumcision itself. Leaving aside the fact that those Jews kept this precious surgery a secret and performed it among themselves… we are witnessing a great advancement of humanity. Some even say it is the secret to extending lifespan.”
"that……."
What on earth is the symbolism of cutting off the foreskin to extend life?
If it were that easy, humans in the 21st century would have a lifespan of 200 years.
“The higher up you are, the more interested you are. If there’s a problem… you know, Ser Jamie?”
“I know. We’re close.”
“Yeah. That guy’s body parts were cut off… It’s all over now.”
“Huh? Didn’t everyone you know have their heads cut off? I thought almost everyone except us did?”
“Damian… That person made a mistake after drinking.”
“Oh, where?”
“Buckingham.”
“Crazy. So?”
The director nodded to my words and continued speaking.
“Everyone is getting more cautious, that’s what I’m saying. Isn’t that inevitable? Everyone knows that you cut off your body parts and walk around with a fake beard.”
"but……."
This is a good thing.
Whatever it was, wouldn't it be better for 19th century people to be more careful?
“But I feel relieved that you are getting the surgery. Of course, some people doubt whether it is really right to get it. There are more than fifty applicants. You are a superstar.”
"ha."
Should I like this?
The fact that London's high-ranking officials are so eager to see my… … secret places… … .
“Even though there are only about 50 people, only about 70 people have reported this fact. If you just mention their names, they are all noble people who would be known not only in London but also in Europe.”
"ah……."
“If only the Duke had heard the news in time, he would have come.”
“Ah, that… that person did turn out well.”
He, who had been absent for a while, hurried to the Duchy of Hanover to show off his wonderful appearance.
I even brought a bunch of red ginseng with me in case the newly planted ones got lost.
After seeing that, Liston was anxious to plant it as soon as possible, but it seems that whaling is more urgent than that.
Red ginseng is shaking… … .
'What if I told you that it was actually a joke?'
I think it would be better not to do it.
No matter how I think about it, lying to desperate people just isn't the right thing to do.
I don't think the British will realize that this is all done out of patriotism.
“So, how do you feel?”
As a true patriot, I was now lying on the operating table.