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Taejonbirok Volume 10 Episode 12
Chapter 60 Lazy Man, Encounter (2)
“Ahhhhhhhh!”
Lee Seol-hwa squinted her eyes without realizing it as she watched Wi Yeon-ho sneeze violently and wipe his nose with his sleeve.
“Do you have a cold?”
"no."
Wi Yeon-ho tilted his head as if he found it strange.
“There’s no dust, so I don’t know why. Who’s swearing at me?”
“Have you done something worthy of being cursed at?”
“That’s true. If people in the world lived as kindly as I do, there would be no more conflicts in the world and peace would come. It would be like paradise descending upon humanity.”
“……I think we’re all going to starve to death?”
“I didn’t think of that.”
Wei Yanhu, who dreamed of making the entire Central Plains into Wei Yanhu, clicked his tongue when he discovered the biggest problem. It was a pity.
Yi Seol-hwa's gaze fell on the sleeve that had been used to wipe his nose, but strangely enough, Wi Yeon-ho's sleeve was clean without a single rip.
"uh?"
"lol."
Wi Yeon-ho explained with a look on his face that said he knew what you were thinking.
“The first important thing to do when being lazy is to keep your clothes clean.”
“Why?”
“That way, I can wash my clothes one less time and change my clothes one less time. That’s such a hassle.”
“…….”
He practices to avoid being lazy, and wears clean clothes to avoid being lazy… If only the proposition of laziness were removed, wouldn’t he be an exemplary young man?
'There's no way that's missing.'
Yi Seol-hwa had long since given up on separating laziness from Wei Yan-ho. No one in the world can be perfect. Of course, among those who share Wei Yan-ho’s blood, there are those who are serious, handsome, have good personalities, are skilled in martial arts, and are full of charm.
'I'm also really weird.'
But it was frustrating because no one even looked at it.
I keep looking at my ugly younger brother more than my handsome older brother. Is it a problem with my personality or is it a problem with me meeting him first?
"uh?"
Wi Yeon-ho whetted his appetite.
“Can I have one of those?”
Wi Yeon-ho pointed to the sweets being sold at the stall.
“What about sugar?”
"yes."
“……Do you really need to ask my permission?”
“Oh, that’s true.”
Wi Yeon-ho nodded.
“Well, I came down the mountain, but it felt like I was under surveillance while going out for a while. I kept feeling like I needed permission to do something.”
Lee Seol-hwa smiled softly.
This guy always had this quirky side.
“I guess you like sweets?”
"hmm?"
“When you were in the Jeongmu Alliance, you often ate sweets, right? That Shaolin guy must have had a hard time.”
“Oh, well, yeah.”
Wi Yeon-ho scratched the back of his head.
“Actually, I wasn’t really interested in things like sugar, but after five years in the cave and coming out, I couldn’t stop craving sweet food.”
“You’ve been having sex for five years?”
“If it’s reproduction, then it’s reproduction…….”
Wi Yeon-ho's words were vague.
They ate air and drank dew, so their diet was nutritious, but it was quite different from what we generally think of as a diet.
But there is no need to explain each and every thing like that.
“You must have had a hard time.”
“It was terrible.”
Wei Yanhu shivered. Just thinking about life in that cave made him shiver.
and…….
'Master.'
Wi Yeon-ho turned his head slightly and looked at the distant sky.
I know that.
The Baek Mu-han that Wi Yeon-ho met was literally a made-up personality. Since half of Baek Mu-han's soul was removed and planted in Nae-dan, it cannot be said to be the complete Baek Mu-han.
Baek Mu-han's soul would have already disappeared or ascended to heaven. Therefore, Baek Mu-han, who has memories of being with him, would not have been able to go to the afterlife, even if there is one, and would have perished.
However, sometimes I wonder if Baek Mu-han is looking down on him. If he were watching him right now, he would probably be rolling around in pain, thinking, 'That rotten bastard is playing around with my martial arts.'
'Who told you to go like that?'
If they had talked a little longer, he would have been able to prevent Wei Yanhu from leaving, but Baek Muhan did not try to cause any trouble to his disciple until the very end.
Wi Yeon-ho became depressed for no reason when he thought about it.
Wi Yeon-ho stroked his stomach. Every time he felt the remaining internal energy in his stomach, he thought that Baek Mu-han was still watching him, but this internal energy was just a lump of internal energy without any will.
“Are you very hungry?”
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"yes?"
“You keep patting my stomach. Would you like to eat something first?”
“No, that’s not…….”
Wi Yeon-ho, who was about to say that that was not the case, changed his words.
“I’m hungry. If you’re not busy, I’d like to eat something… Something fatty and meaty, not something sugary.”
“Yeah, yeah.”
Wei Yanho's face, which had been hazy, was instantly filled with greed for meat.
'He's a really easy person to get to know.'
He was a person who had no intention of hiding anything, rather than showing it through his expression. That made people feel comfortable around him.
People who were close to Wi Yeon-ho all found him uncomfortable, but they did not hate him. In fact, Lee Seol-hwa found him more amusing.
'Because Master is like that too.'
The public servants she had seen her entire life were people who had absolutely no sociability whatsoever. So who would have imagined that someone like that would bicker with a child much younger than her?
I don't know if it's an advantage or a disadvantage, but when people get involved with Wei Yanhu, they put aside their status and pride and do nothing but fight.
'I told you he's a funny guy.'
“Go there.”
Lee Seol-hwa pointed to a guest house standing tall on one side of the street.
“It’s a place that’s rumored to have the best food in the neighborhood. Even high-ranking officials sometimes come down here to visit.”
“Have you ever been there?”
“Because it’s expensive…….”
Wi Yeon-ho burst into laughter as he watched Lee Seol-hwa wiggle her fingers.
“I’ll feed you whatever you want to eat today.”
“Really?”
“I have a lot of money. You know that.”
I know.
Lee Seol-hwa nodded with a stern face.
'Because he's so rich.'
She was the one who had witnessed Wei Yanhu sweeping gold from the seat from the beginning. So she could guess how much money Wei Yanhu had. Even at this moment, Wei Yanhu’s safe is probably accumulating money every day that Lee Seolhwa would never be able to see in her entire life.
“Is that emergency kit still selling well?”
“I heard that sales have slowed down a bit these days. I need to find another way to make money quickly…….”
Wi Yeon-ho whetted his appetite.
The emergency business was a good way to make money, but it had the disadvantage that once you sold all you could, there was no one to buy more. And no matter how much you urged them, at this point, it was time for the copies to be released.
“Still, I sucked up a lot. With only half of it.”
“Half?”
"yes."
“That, that’s half?”
“Yeah, whatever.”
Wi Yeon-ho shrugged his shoulders.
“Isn’t it time for everyone to know by now? Well, now that I think about it, if that fact had spread, sales would have dropped significantly, but strangely enough, they’ve been maintained.”
“What are you talking about? Is that emergency kit fake?”
“The emergency is real.”
“But?”
“The emergency kit is real, but the contents inside are fake.”
“Then it’s fake.”
“Hey, no.”
Wi Yeon-ho smiled faintly.
“I clearly sold it as a secret weapon from the Sword Emperor’s Cave, so I didn’t lie.”
“Well, that’s true, but…….”
“I sold the right thing. The problem is that the product was either poorly made to begin with or was made with the mindset of ‘fuck you.’”
Lee Seol-hwa was completely out of her mind.
What on earth is this? Then what on earth are the elders who are currently locked in their rooms and conducting joint research while claiming to be utilizing that secret resource?
“Is that really half-baked?”
“Yes. Didn’t the rumor spread?”
“That’s not possible. Our elders are still researching that secret recipe. There are even rumors that the reason so few prestigious people came to this competition as guides is because of that secret recipe.”
“That’s strange. Can’t you tell even after seeing that?”
Wi Yeon-ho's face became irritated.
I was trying to half-scam you, but if I do this, won't it end up being a full-blown scam?
“How do you know that the above is only half-baked?”
“I know because I saw it.”
“What if other people don’t know even though they saw it?”
“……That seems a bit strange to me too. Why don’t I know that even though I saw it?”
Wi Yeon-ho tilted his head.
If everyone else's martial arts level is lower than Wi Yeon-ho's, then I don't know, but now that secret has flowed into even the famous sects. Among them, there must be those who have martial arts skills that are equal to or even better than Wi Yeon-ho's. But do they not know even after seeing it?
"uh?"
Wi Yeon-ho's head spun around.
In this case, it is not the people who see it and do not know their mistake that are the problem, but Wei Yanhu who saw it and realized that the emergency was half-baked, and that is the problem. Wei Yanhu frowned when he realized that fact.
'That's strange.'
Without even thinking about it too much, I immediately noticed that the emergency situation was strange. Why don't other people notice that? The flow was going well to begin with, but then it suddenly changed?
“Ugh…….”
“Do you think you know something?”
“Well, I understand one thing.”
“What is it?”
Wi Yeon-ho said with a serious face.
“I’m hungry.”
“…….”
Lee Seol-hwa once again missed the point that she shouldn't expect anything from Wi Yeon-ho.
“Yes……. Let’s go eat.”
"yes!"
Wi Yeon-ho smiled brightly, his worries already thrown away to the sky. And Lee Seol-hwa, who saw his face, also forgot all her worries.
'What difference will it make if I worry?'
The weight she holds in this world is literally nothing more than a speck of dust. So why bother thinking about it? Will the people above just foolishly do it?
While with Wi Yeon-ho, Lee Seol-hwa, whose world peace had been transferred, missed this one opportunity. If she had been more proactive at that time, the history of the martial arts world might have changed, but she could not know that now.
“It’s dazzling?”
Wi Yeon-ho looked at the guest house with a surprised expression.
How can there be such an inn in such a corner of the mountain? How many people would eat such expensive food here?
“This is the place most people who come to the volcano stop by.”
“Don’t they serve food on the volcano?”
“They do offer it, but it seems that there are few people who accept it with a good face.”
Wi Yeon-ho sympathized strongly.
'Humans should be omnivorous.'
That means it's not a herbivore.
If humans can only survive by digging up grass roots, then why do they raise cows?
The fragrant smell of food wafting from inside the guest house drew Wei Yanhu toward the entrance.
It wasn't just the vegetarianism that was the problem. The volcanic food, which was free of hot and spicy ingredients, was enough to make anyone feel euphoric after just one bite.
To put it positively, I felt the energy of nature pulsating, but to put it negatively, it was so wild that it made me wonder if I was a rabbit or if the rabbit was me.
Wi Yeon-ho, who was just eating raw grass, lost half of his senses when he smelled proper food.
“Huh? What are you doing here?”
“Huh?”
In such a situation, Wei Yanho's reason began to return rapidly.