Dark-Haired British Doctor Chapter 382

Episode 382 How good is it to use sanitary pads? [2]

– For those of you who want to look younger, we invite you to the magic of anti-aging presented by London's best doctor, Tae-pyeong Kim.

I thought about it carefully.

Man, I know you very well, being a man myself.

I thought it would be okay if I put in these phrases.

To be honest, I noticed that as the professors I was working with got older, they increasingly sought out urology classmates.

I also ran errands often.

-Again… …? Did the wind blow?

-Ah… … No. You and your wife are so close. This time, you’re going on a two-week cruise during the Sabbath, and your goal is to do it once every two days… … .

-Huh… … I’m turning 60 in two days, so tell them I’m going to die then.

-They say that even death cannot separate the professor's love.

-Should I go kill him now?

-Whenever you go, please include me in it.

My teacher was really scary when he got angry, but he was usually a nice person.

Of course, like everyone else in that era, I was an old fart, and it really pissed me off that I was pretending not to be an old fart and to be open-minded… … .

Anyway, just looking at him, it seemed that men couldn't help but be interested in stamina even as they got older.

So that's why he ordered me to do my best to get Viagra.

“Isn’t this a bit… excessive?”

Anyway, I know this even though I haven't experienced it myself.

So I did it on my own, but women… … are almost an unknown territory to me.

It's not that I've never dated someone in my past life, but I've never dated for a long time, and I've always been rejected, so I think it's unreasonable to say I know them well.

Besides, I really don't know anything about 19th century women.

So I called in Liston, who could be considered an expert.

"why?"

“Magic? This is a bit……?”

“I’m not asking you to consider whether or not it is a matter of conscience.”

"you……."

Liston tilted his head, as if something was confusing about what I was saying.

No, he seemed a bit shocked.

It was okay.

How long are you going to live as a conscientious doctor like Kim Tae-pyeong?

“I want you to see if women are captivated by this phrase or not.”

“It would be nice if it was a woman who didn’t want to look young… No, where would a person be? Why would they wear a wig and grow chili hairs….”

I was able to confirm that Liston seemed to be shocked in a slightly different way this time.

Indeed, this person is also trying his best to make up for what he has lost as he gets older.

It was to the extent that I stopped drinking and smoking because I was told to do things that could interfere with the surgery.

I don't know about drinking, but quitting smoking…

It's likely that he's only doing this in front of me, but that alone is impressive.

“So you think it will work?”

“It’ll work, I guarantee it. Even if I just ask the kids I’m seeing now, they all say they want to go. Even though they’re not qualified.”

“Kids? Are you meeting a lot of them?”

“Haha. Well… I haven’t found my soulmate yet. Besides, I’m old, and if I’m going to find someone in a hurry, I can’t just find one at a time.”

“Does the other person know too?”

“Haha. No. I’m not doing it knowingly. But if you want to be considered cool in London, you have to do at least this much. If you need a secret… No, no. Just meet at least one person.”

“Oh my.”

I found myself nodding my head again at the universal sexual perception of the early and mid-19th century.

really…….

It is a time of freedom and yet freedom.

Actually, I went through a period of hormonal storm and stress for a while, and some of the works that helped me through that time were literary works from the late 19th century.

How wild and unprincipled she was… … .

“My wife wants to go too. Can she go?”

While I was thinking like that, the director came to see me.

Because of the chaos last time, the number of invitations this time was smaller at 100, but he must have thought that no matter how hard he tried, it would be difficult for his wife to be included.

“No… Do you really need to come? I’ll take care of it for you like last time.”

In fact, even the director wasn't invited.

No, what kind of invitation is an insider invitation?

Since it's a herbal medicine that doesn't cost much anyway, I'm just giving it away.

If it's the director, you can even ask for a free testicular injection.

Liston is a benefactor, but the director is also a benefactor.

“Well… I feel a bit awkward saying this as a scientist, but I’m saying that the herbal medicine that the people who were there received might have been more effective.”

“Huh? How could that be? You know. What I’m making now is stronger than what I made that day.”

“But you did it yourself back then.”

“What does that have to do with anything?”

“Didn’t you put a spell on him? The King, His Highness the Duke… They all say they saw Jesus in your shadow that day.”

"yes?"

No, did you take any group medicine before coming that day?

What the heck is Jesus… … .

'No, wait a minute… … .'

I was about to get angry at the director's words and ask if that makes sense.

why?

I did it because a good idea occurred to me.

“You got caught.”

“Caught? As expected! As expected? You…….”

I've said it over and over again, but I've given up on keeping records of later generations.

I just hope that my diary, which I write with great care every day, will be of help.

Anyway, now that no one can be completely relaxed in front of my witchcraft, the director just gave in.

“There’s nothing I can do. I’ll prepare something for you and your wife separately.”

“Oh, thank you! Thank you!”

“I know you don’t want to be called a substitute, but please tell people you know about me.”

“I do that every day. I can do better.”

"all right."

As I say this, I am thinking of another marketing strategy.

Every year, 100 men and 100 women are selected as London VVIPs and Kim Tae-pyeong gives them medicine he personally made.

Didn't luxury brands originally spend their own money to host VIP invitation events?

Department stores are no exception, and while some events can be truly helpful… … .

Most events have hidden intentions.

-You are invited to a special art exhibition just for VVIPs.

Wouldn't this make the value of the works exhibited at the art exhibition seem higher?

This would be the same if you substituted it for a concert or something else.

This means that it can lead to future consumption.

I feel rewarded, and it’s like killing two birds with one stone.

“Now, let’s meet today’s star. Dr. Kim, a layperson! Please give him a round of applause!”

Anyway, I sent a letter using the confirmed wording to the director, Blundell, and His Majesty the King and His Royal Highness the Duke, and this time I was able to face a packed auditorium again.

The event's host is none other than Liston.

I decided to finally plant it properly after I finished this work.

It is still popular among women even now that hair loss is severe, so how popular will it be when hair grows back?

i envy you.

No, not this.

“Hello, I am Kim Tae-pyeong, who was just introduced to you.”

When I came to my senses and went up to say hello, there was applause.

I guess the reaction was weaker than when I took the last stimulant.

I guess that can't be helped.

This is an era in which women are oppressed.

It would be a stretch to say that this is the case, as Britain has already had several queens, and industrialization has led to the entry of many female workers into society…

'Well… …Because my conduct as a lady is my top priority.'

The fact that the Brontë sisters can't even publish a novel under their own name says it all.

It is no exaggeration to say that the roles of men and women are not strictly divided, but rather in a superior-subordinate relationship.

That's why I had to use a slightly different tone than when I was flirting with men.

It's not that I want to be like this, it's just because that's the era.

“Raise your hand if you want to be a more loving wife to your husband.”

However, since it is more open than Joseon, it immediately raised its hand to this question.

“Please put your hands down, except for those who say they would do anything for that.”

If I went on a 21st century TV show and said something like that, I'd probably be buried…

Not here.

Everyone is raising their hands.

At times like this, I feel like a stranger.

I feel that although human genes themselves may not have changed much, our perception has changed this much.

I continued speaking with a little bit of loneliness.

“You are lucky. The method I am about to introduce is not that difficult.”

Is it because I came here and told such ridiculous stories?

I was able to continue speaking without trembling in front of over 100 women, especially women of high status.

The reputation I had built up seemed to help too.

Is that why?

People were listening to my every word.

Anyone who has ever given a lecture knows that even for the same person, the atmosphere can change depending on the reactions of the listeners.

In that respect, my lecture today was truly the best.

“Now, ladies! This is what I have created by extracting the essence of the East and the West… the secret to beauty and youth… the PS sanitary pad!”

Sometimes I use the walk-around method, evidenced by the name of an electronics company famous for its apple logo in the 21st century.

“As for this sanitary pad, it keeps you dry even with a lot of menstrual blood. And the smell? It only smells like lavender. With this sanitary pad, you can enjoy tea parties and picnics without worrying about your period!”

At other times, they resorted to the violent method of waving their hands and shouting, which had already been demonstrated in the 20th century during World War II.

“Besides… if you use this sanitary pad, you can temporarily hold on to your youth, which would otherwise be damaged by bleeding.”

I will confess.

I lied too.

But if it's not to this extent, I don't have the confidence to turn around the perception of this period.

“And here is a drug that can help you maintain that youthful hold even stronger.”

The elixir of youth.

It may sound crazy, but you can buy about ten of them in just ten minutes of wandering around a back alley in the 19th century.

I analyzed the material and, as expected, mercury, lead, and arsenic were found.

Rather than eating something like that… … .

“Bring me the herbal medicine!”

“Yes!”

At my words, Alfred and Joseph, now dressed in silk clothes that resembled official uniforms of Joseon, came running up.

Alfred was in charge of capacity, and Joseph was in charge of disinfection.

“Bring the materials!”

“Yes!”

As the two chief assistants began to build the fire, Colin and John Snow, also dressed in silk, jumped up with the supplies.

“Okay, I’ll start the run. It’s a special service for those of you who have come today.”

"oh……."

The noble ladies, fascinated by my face and eyes reflected in the flames and the mysterious shadows forming behind me, finally began to make noise.

So I started making a herbal medicine with pomegranate as the main ingredient.

I had no qualms about using the money I earned to provide sanitary pads to the lower classes at a much cheaper price.

'Who knows? If I really give you energy, you'll get younger?'

Rather, I only had these thoughts.