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Episode 36
It’s not that he dislikes playing, but Geo’s energy was limited.
“… … .”
“… … .”
“… Honey, if Dad gets upset, you should at least scold him.”
“…Kungkungkungkung…”
“If we are both spread out, there is no answer.”
The busy modern society that we met again has drained Geo’s stamina.
‘Even if a vampire sucked my blood, I wouldn’t be this tired.’
I don’t think it was originally such a peaceful and gentle country. But after 31 years, South Korea had become a hellish Republic of Korea. The weak Geo was scared.
Geo, sprawled on the bed like a 29-year-old rag, groped the honey that had spread out like a liquid monster.
“As far as I know… I’m still in sync with Giovanni.”
“Crunch?”
“It feels much less when I’m inside than when I’m outside.”
“Gurr?”
“The synchronization speed has also slowed down.”
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“When I dipped my feet in Cheonggyecheon, it was almost 6% full.”
“Kkuk.”
“When I was going to the restaurant by waterway, it was almost 4%….”
They had one thing in common: they were all water-related actions.
“Is it because I have a lot of connection with water?”
It was Giovanni’s story.
Anyway, the speed of synchronization was much faster when in reality than when still in a picture.
“It must be the characteristics of the world inside the portrait.”
“Gurrrr… .”
During the synchronization, I felt like I was going back to my old lifestyle. I would get hungry at the right time, I would have to sleep after working hard, and my body, which had been strangely light, would become heavy…
But after returning from my tour of Seoul, I felt that the feeling inside the portrait had become a bit duller.
“It might be because, even though I’m in sync, I’m still treated as a painting, not a human, inside the portrait. When I’m here, even the emotions I feel are treated as ‘paintings.’”
When Geo is the subject, even if the object is something intangible, it seems to be judged as a ‘picture’.
Just like in the past, if you felt grateful to Yoo Seong-un and gave him fruit juice as a gift, it wouldn’t have been a problem in the 1:1 system.
“… … .”
After syncing, does it go back to ‘portrait’?
“What would it be like for a human being to become nothing more than a portrait if he did not assimilate into other people?”
“… … .”
“That’s really annoying.”
“Curr… .”
“There is no portrait like mine anywhere in the world. I will have confidence.”
Today, Geo’s self-esteem soared to new heights.
“I am truly amazing.”
Geo’s humanity was not swayed by his identity as a mere portrait possessed by a ghost. Geo’s self-assertion was too strong to allow such a trivial matter to cause confusion in his self-identity.
“Let’s eat.”
“Gulp.”
The conversation between the two eventually turned to food. There was no pig.
“Shut up.”
Geo finally got out of bed when exactly 29 hours and 36 minutes had passed.
Honey was still spread out, not thinking about it. She was a precious young master who knew very well that Geo would take care of it.
“If you were really like that, wouldn’t you be so unlucky and cute?”
“Kung.”
“Do you think that cuteness is everything? That’s right, that’s all there is to the world.”
“Gurrrrrrrr.”
“You’ve already served your purpose as cuteness.”
When Geo thought about it, there seemed to be no emotion that brought peace to humanity more than cuteness.
“I will take care of dinner today.”
It’s always been like that.
“Should I go to the garden after a long time and check how much it has grown?”
“Kung kung kung… .”
“You find it too bothersome to fly there? Your bothersomeness has reached the sky. Just stay still and I’ll put it in the basket for you.”
“Kuuuuuungkururur!”
“Where are you going to send me off alone? Oh, my. Sigh. No, go with me. Dad, it’s lonely.”
Geo swept the sloshing liquid monster into the basket. Honey slurped and slurped, and Geo left the cabin with the basket with a satisfied look on his face.
And I witnessed Mother Nature.
“What is this?”
Where did my humble garden go and the Amazon came in?
“Where on earth did my precious little garden go?”
“Kku, kkuru… .”
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“My garden wasn’t like this.”
I thought there would be at most some sprouts, but instead of any cute sprouts, only cherry tomatoes had grown to about 3m tall.
“No, can a 3m long cherry tomato be called a ‘cherry’ tomato?”
no.
“Was it really a tomato in the first place?”
The tomatoes I know aren’t as big as small watermelons?
Geo, who had tried all kinds of farming at least once, was confused by the results he had never experienced before. Not only had he not left his garden for that long, but he had clearly planted ordinary seeds and seedlings, so how could a monster garden have been born instead of a garden?
“The condition of the lettuce is….”
“… … .”
“It is the incarnation of Cthulhu.”
“Gulp?”
“There is something like that.”
There is an octopus monster god that drives even sane people crazy enough to buy a fish-shaped bread for 5,000 won.
“It looks exactly like that.”
And Geo knew that was where he had planted the lettuce.
“I planted octopus instead of lettuce.”
“Crunch.”
“Don’t be so positive, honey. Daddy gets hurt easily.”
The lettuce, with leaves thicker than those of autumn cabbage, towered high into the sky. Its appearance was so majestic that Geo felt like he had been rejected even though he hadn’t confessed.
“This is a reality I could never have imagined.”
And corn.
“… … .”
“… … .”
“fearful.”
Geo was scared.
“Is it a tree?”
The stem was so thick, and the eggs were even thicker. It was very scary.
The potatoes and sweet potatoes that were hidden underground were even more terrifying. Even though they hadn’t revealed their true form, the stems that were crawling out of the ground were like watching a horror movie.
“This strong vitality… It’s alive.”
“Crunch.”
“Don’t break the birth canal, Honey. Even Daddy knows that much.”
“Huh?”
“I meant that it seemed like it would soon learn to crawl on its own. It wasn’t supposed to be like that.”
If this isn’t a horror movie, then what is?
“Peas….”
“… … .”
“… Even a zombie crawling out of hell wouldn’t be that obsessed.”
The pea stems, which clung to the plants growing nearby as if they were parasites, were long and thin, which made them even more bizarre. They looked as if they would soon eat bugs. Like spiders.
“So what the heck is this?”
What have I done?
“I am truly amazing.”
No, that’s not it.
“It’s funny at this point.”
“…Kkuk?”
“Yeah, that’s what I wanted to say.”
It was just fun when such an unexpected situation arose.
“Surely the taste has changed.”
Okay then.
“It soon became a sturdy garden that seemed like it could even have a conversation with me… .”
“… … .”
“But let’s call this place a garden. I feel embarrassed saying it, but we, who know its humble beginnings, must preserve its identity.”
“Cur…?”
“Honey, think carefully. Those guys are going to start moving soon, so we need to make ourselves visible before they do so we don’t get eaten.”
It was half joking and half serious.
‘In a world where even humans evolve into portraits, wouldn’t it be normal for a plant to have an ego?’
My grandmother used to say that we should always live humbly and wisely because we cannot know when disaster will strike.
Today, Geo became a good grandson and faithfully followed the wisdom of his elders.
“… … .”
But when an accident happens, it is human nature to want to blame someone else.
“… Could it be that Mr. Yoo Seong-un gave us the monster seed from the beginning?”
“Kung.”
“Yes, the seed itself looked ordinary when I saw it. It seems to be the problem of this world.”
So I was really curious to see if it would taste good.
“Let’s have a taste…”
“… … .”
“… … .”
“… … ?”
Geo, who entered the monster field, doubted his eyes.
‘Are you getting presbyopia?’
Or is it a hallucination?
“If this is real, isn’t our safety at risk, honey?”
“… Gulp… .”
“Why is there a dead deer here?”
Geo was very scared.
“Oh, God of Heaven and Earth.”
Please take care of this poor portrait.
“So why are you really here?”
“Gulp, gurgle, gurgle.”
“You can do it too? No, don’t compete. Who the hell caught this? Where did the deer come from in the first place? Dad, I’m so confused right now, so please, Honey, come out of the basket and stop promoting yourself….”
The monster field was so overgrown that I couldn’t see it very well, but when I went inside, I saw a deer that was clearly dead, lying there in a very fresh state.
The deer’s appearance was very sturdy and solid, so it wasn’t originally from Geo’s cabin forest. The animals here were cute and suited his taste.
“… … .”
Wood deer
A herbivore that camouflages itself by growing flowers or fallen leaves on its horns according to the season. It usually avoids fighting with other animals, but if its camouflage is discovered, it becomes extremely excited and causes a commotion. Its metallic horns, teeth, and hooves can easily break animal bones. As part of its camouflage, it emits the scent of nuts, flowers, or fruits.
Processed meats: Dried in the sun after being rubbed with fat, provide a strong feeling of fullness and eliminate minor abrasions.
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Geo was thrilled.
“I ended up causing an accident.”
Our lives are so unpredictable that we can’t even see an inch of the future. We expected that if we continued to live without thinking, the end would come someday, but the end came sooner than we expected.
“The day of destruction will come soon.”
“Kung?”
“An alien species is coming in.”
It was clear that Geo, whose only means of self-defense was his drawing ability to draw potatoes, would not be able to endure it.
“Gulp, gurgle, gurgle.”
“honey?”
“Knock knock knock. Knock, knock.”
“… … .”
Geo, who was observing the situation closely, realized something as he saw Honey’s appearance, as if she wanted to tell him something.
“…this….”
“Kkuk!”
“There’s a hole in your forehead.”
And then I noticed blood on a nearby sweet potato stem.
“… … .”
“Gulp?”
“Are you trying to tell me that a sweet potato stem just came to life and pierced the forehead of an alien species that emerged from the dimensional gate I created, killing it instantly?”
“Kkuk.”
“I see.”
Geo was worried.
‘Which one should I be afraid of?’
A violent alien species flowing in from an unknown dimension
VS
A sweet potato that moves and can pierce even a solid skull in one breath
“Oh my god, heaven and earth.”
They were both scared. Geo got scared for the third time today.
“Honey, can a fragile being like me survive in this wild?”
“… … .”
“Don’t be serious, Dad. I’m too weak to survive in this great outdoors.”
“Kung.”
“Where else can you find someone as pitiful and worthless as your father?”
After a long conversation, Geo was assured that all creatures in the Monster Field would be friendly to him. Just as all the plants and animals in the forest were friendly to Geo, so were the crops he grew.
It was a story with no concrete basis, but… .
“Okay then.”
Geo’s ultimate positive mind freed him from the same fears.
First of all, I was just about to prepare a meal.
“There’s meat.”
“Gulp.”
“meat….”
By the way, in the recipe, it says ‘processed meat’.
“… Good.”
That’s how today’s content was decided.
By the way, Geo has learned how to slaughter.
* * *
Again, again… .
“… … .”
widely.
“… That’s strange.”
A quiet alley in a slum.
A woman with blue hair that swayed leisurely like the deep sea muttered.
“The traces end here.”
I was very worried when my dear human assistant’s energy was cut off, but what the heck is this?
“There is no sign of battle.”
I carefully selected and put the appropriate ones under the sun.
He must have had decent infiltration and combat skills, but if there are no traces of combat, let alone escape, it is hard to believe.
But it doesn’t deny what has already happened.
“Did you get hit?”
I don’t know who did it.
“That needs to be investigated further.”
The woman hummed and sang.
“It seems like the temple is in trouble, it wasn’t reported in the media, and it happened in a slum, but no one knows what happened. What a ridiculous situation this is…”
I understand the shrine’s position.
“Where would the caution of those who like to keep things hidden from the beginning go? They are so sinister.”
It was about time for the event to take place, so it was understandable that it would be difficult.
“I was trying to ruin the Festival of the Sun.”
“… … .”
“The person who was going to ruin it is gone.”
The woman said to the child.
“Isser, the only galaxy by my side.”
“yes.”
“You have to do the work.”
“I won’t disappoint you.”
“Don’t be like that.”
The woman laughed, revealing her shark-like teeth.
“Something we all do to have fun together.”
A dress that resembles the sea flutters in the wind.
“… … .”
In the meantime, only one child with blue hair remained.
The child was smiling affectionately.